line dancing....

i love to dance, but i had never line danced before. A few of my best friends (Ian Woolner and Tyler Hinsperger) are bouncers at the corral in kitchener so they took me to the line dancing lessons at the corral on Wednesday nights. So last night Tyler picks me up and we're on our way. It was ridiculous!
1- WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COUGARS?!?!?
2-why on earth would anyone ever willingly eat in a place that dirty?
3-why do 40yr old men get all over yung girls especially when their wives are all 5 feet away
4-why does line dancing seem to get easier the more that people drink?

Bottom line? line dancing's fun, even when you're the only sober one, but i'm not sure i'd go again for a while.